Longest food smear… EVER!

“Fetch the longest plank of wood you can find, we’re […]

Half a pint of trifle

Got a creamy head on it, at least. Pic: @helenzaltzman

“Chippy on the way home?” “Yep.” Pic: Mireille Aylwin

Takes longer to read the menu than to eat the […]

Chefs: charge more for soup by bunging it through a […]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE REPEAT, THIS IS NOT […]

CHEFS! Make miniature beef Wellingtons more expensive by serving them on […]

Malva pudding, ice cream and custard. Lovingly served on a […]

Yep, you read that right. That is food. That is […]

“Can we have the cheeseboard for dessert, please?” “Ah. You […]