Somewhere there’s a cafe serving Earl Grey in little terracotta…Read More
Tapas in a teacup
The Hipster Holy Trinity
Shopping trolley – CHECK Chopping board – CHECK Mess tin…Read More
The perils of a leaking crack
Textbook example of syrup’s incompatibility with wooden boards. Pics: @fakethom
TGI Fridays don’t know what plates are
Dear @TGIFridaysUK, This is not “Heaven on a plate.” It’s…Read More
Weird sausage hanger
Scratched chopping board ✅ Inexplicable Mess Tin ✅ Manky enamel…Read More
Watery mozzarella woe at Zizzi
Wooden boards lead to buffalo mozzarella juice leakage woe at…Read More
Cheesecake vs raspberries
Either the cheesecake has had an argument with the raspberries,…Read More
aka ‘Fish On A Plank’
Takes longer to read the menu than to eat the…Read More
Would someone think of the trees?
“Waiter, I’m sure the menu said three sausages.” “No, sir.…Read More
Duvet think we’re idiots?
“…and for dessert we have apple pie, cheesecake or the…Read More