TGI Fridays, you lazy swines

[TGI Fridays board meeting] “We need a new dish nobody’s […]

A table for tree

“Hi. We’ve booked a table for three.” “Tree?” “No, three.” […]

Surprisingly not a song by The Fall. Pic: http://instagram.com/meg_banshee

Speaks volumes when we’d rather have our bread served in a […]

A well-organised kitchen is one thing, but this is ridiculous. […]

The chicken lacks something, chef.” “Seasoning?” “No.” “Jus?” “No.” “Reproduction […]

Chorizo and crackers in a rock, for diners who love […]

Do you like meatballs? Do you like Bloody Marys? The […]

Chefs: transform a plank of sausages into a more expensive […]

“What’s in your surf and turf, please?” “Battered prawns, madam.” […]