“Here are your chips, sir. Bring the trolley back and…Read More
Throw it in a tiny canal
Would someone think of the trees?
“Waiter, I’m sure the menu said three sausages.” “No, sir.…Read More
A table for tree
“Hi. We’ve booked a table for three.” “Tree?” “No, three.”…Read More
The real reason dessert is in a boot
“Dessert in a glass boot, chef?” “It looks great!” “Really?”…Read More
Duvet think we’re idiots?
“…and for dessert we have apple pie, cheesecake or the…Read More
Leaving a bad taste in the mouth
This? Oh, it’s just an orthodontic mould of the restaurant-owner’s…Read More
Bread on an executioner’s block
Speaks volumes when we’d rather have our bread served in a…Read More
Greeks rue plate-smashing
Centuries of plate-smashing catches up with Greece as crockery shortage…Read More
Fell off the back of a lorry
Dinner on a pallet? Should have asked for a knife…Read More
Macaroni cauldron, ketchup syringe
Macaroni Cauldron and Ketchup Syringe: two obscure indie bands for…Read More