“Here are your chips, sir. Bring the trolley back and…Read More
Throw it in a tiny canal
Pink sperm on a slate
‘Pink Sperm Shun Ovum Guarded By Lone Raspberry’ IT’S ART.…Read More
Tiny plate extension
When you ask for a plate instead of a board…Read More
Squid in a clog
A CLOG. Pic: @hcbn
Plumbing new depths
Because why wouldn’t you want onion rings hanging on salvage…Read More
Hipster Vegemite on toast
What you order: gourmet Vegemite on toast. What you get:…Read More
The chutney cupboard
Chicken tikka staircase and chutney cupboard at the Tourist Janpath…Read More
Half a pint of black pudding
Half a pint of vegetarian black pudding on a plank.…Read More
Scotch egg in a trophy
It may be the “World’s Best Scotch Egg”, but it’s…Read More
Pasta in an axe
IT’S PASTA JOKE. Pic: @kjmci