“How was your meal?” “The chips were rubbish.” Pic: @willdicki
The definition of rubbish chips
Beware of ghost cutlery on Halloween!
“Wooooooooooooo!” “Knock it off, chef.”
A plea on National Toast Day
On #NationalToastDay please just put it on a plate. Not…Read More
You could eat your dinner off that floor
CHEFS! Stop food sliding onto tables by serving it on…Read More
Decorators’ special
We’ll gloss over this one – feeling a bit emulsional.…Read More
Pork in a urinal
Pork medallions served in a novelty urinal. That LITERALLY takes…Read More
Nightmares on wax
Food served on a melted record – presumably by Hot…Read More
Bathroom tile sausage rolls
“The Special Sausage Rolls sound great! Why are they special?”…Read More
Custard bottle conundrum
How are you supposed to pour your bloody custard into this? Or…Read More
An affront to condiments
“Can I get you any sauces?” “A tiny amount of…Read More