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A plank of Bloody Mary meatballs

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Do you like meatballs? Do you like Bloody Marys? The…Read More

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TGI Fridays don’t know what plates are

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TGI Fridays

Dear @TGIFridaysUK, This is not “Heaven on a plate.” It’s…Read More

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Second prize is two James Martin kits

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Yes, that is dinner in a sink

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Forgive me, there’s a plate in this one. BUT THERE’S ALSO…Read More

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Macaroni cauldron, ketchup syringe

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Macaroni Cauldron and Ketchup Syringe: two obscure indie bands for…Read More

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Skateboard cheeseboard

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“New pub near me does a cheese board on a…Read More

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Shot glass traffic light spring rolls

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“Our chef calls this Shot Glass Traffic Light Spring Rolls.”…Read More

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“Any old iron? Any old iron?”

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Iron

IRONING INSTRUCTIONS Cotton: iron on high heat Silk: iron on…Read More

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Fish hooks in your dinner

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driftwood sardines

Sardines on drift wood complete with fishing hooks. Pic: @IamLilyG

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Pudding in a pan irritation

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Chocolate pudding in a frying pan, on a board. Just…Read More

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We Want Plates is the global crusade against serving food on bits of wood and roof slates, chips in mugs and drinks in jam jars. It has over 700,000 followers across Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and Reddit.

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