“Chef, I have to say that looks awful.” “Hmm… how…Read More
No idea what’s happening here
Surf and, quite literally, turf
“What’s in your surf and turf, please?” “Battered prawns, madam.”…Read More
Macaroni cauldron, ketchup syringe
Macaroni Cauldron and Ketchup Syringe: two obscure indie bands for…Read More
BBQ WTF?
Wooden board ✅ Mini fryer ✅ Purely ornamental mini BBQ…Read More
Call a proctologist!
The lack of a plate is the least of the…Read More
British Sandwich Week idiocy
During #BritishSandwichWeek be vigilant of chefs putting small portions in…Read More
Jam jar of coffee on a book
“How would you like your iced coffee?” “Deconstructed, in a…Read More
Disgusting tin-tray breakfast
We’ve stared at this ‘prison breakfast’ for ten minutes and…Read More
Curly pork ice cream holder
Pulled pork and coleslaw. In an ice cream cone. In…Read More
Crumble in cup = custard woe
“Hi, can I order the apple crumble, please? Oh, and…Read More