Somewhere, there’s a very pissed-off pigeon looking for its nest.…Read More
Unnecessary bird’s nest contraption
Chips in a pint glass
“Your steak won’t be long, our chef is just trying…Read More
“White, one sugar, no salad”
“How do you take your tea?” “White, one sugar, no…Read More
Health and safety nightmare
The chicken lacks something, chef.” “Seasoning?” “No.” “Jus?” “No.” “Reproduction…Read More
Tin cans on a log
Rice and spinach in tin cans with steamed veg on a…Read More
The Curious Case Of The Phantom Jelly Moulds
It started, as many We Want Plates posts do, with…Read More
Steak in a bird bath
“I’ll have the steak, please.” “And how would you like…Read More
A dog’s dinner
Sausage, chips and… other stuff… at Varsity, Warwick. Yes, that…Read More
So near, yet so far
Pic: @vinke_rob
TGI Fridays, you lazy swines
[TGI Fridays board meeting] “We need a new dish nobody’s…Read More