“Table for two, please.” “Table for three? Certainly.” “No, there’s…Read More
Bread in a commode
Michelin-starred floor sweepings
CHEFS! Transform your floor sweepings into Michelin-starred floor sweepings by…Read More
My wife made lunch. Hilarious.
Nurse, my sides.
We need to elevate our food
“We need to elevate our food.” “Do you mean raise…Read More
The Botanist has a hissy fit
After being blocked on Twitter by The Botanist in Newcastle,…Read More
Please stop piping messages on boards
Putting tiny desserts on large boards and piping messages in…Read More
Crimes against cheesecake
A cheesecake crime so bad you almost don’t notice the…Read More
Squid in a clog
A CLOG. Pic: @hcbn
Dog-bowl dessert
A ‘sharing ice cream sundae’ at @Auntbibbyshull. Presumably shared by…Read More
Unnecessary bird’s nest contraption
Somewhere, there’s a very pissed-off pigeon looking for its nest.…Read More