Because why wouldn’t you want onion rings hanging on salvage…Read More
Plumbing new depths
Newton’s cradle dessert
Marshmallow: 12p. Fruit: 15p. Newton’s cradle with weird kebab things:…Read More
Beans ‘on’ toast
This, according to No.1 Lounge at Garwick Airport, is beans…Read More
Leaving a bad taste in the mouth
This? Oh, it’s just an orthodontic mould of the restaurant-owner’s…Read More
Beep Beep Beep Beep
“I’ll have the asparagus tempura, please.” *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*…Read More
Mozzarella bap disaster
Mozzarella baps = milky residue on plank. Mini fryer in…Read More
Picnic table idiocy
Joyful gasps at its arrival turn to shifty embarrassment by…Read More
Please stop abusing skateboards
Call us cynical, but we don’t believe this skateboard will…Read More
When one tray just won’t do
CHEFS! Charge more for poor breakfast baps by serving them…Read More
Dessert in an ashtray
“Chef! We’ve run out of dessert bowls!” “Don’t panic, I…Read More