Cake and ice cream in a frying pan.
A FRYING PAN.
Pic: @malarkey81
“What’s in your surf and turf, please?”
“Battered prawns, madam.”
“And the turf?”
“Some turf, madam.”
Pic: @SianLouiseT
Scampi in a shopping basket = ketchup on table and trousers.
Pic: @katheaton
“Here’s your bill, Madam. It’s underneath the lump of rock with two raspberries perched on top.”
Pic: @ruthreed01
File under WTF.
We regularly get tweeted pics of prawn cocktails in glasses. Most people think this is fine. This one, however, is not…
Pic: @millyandpip
Perfect supping material, really.
Pic: @whiskylondon
Sausages and onions. In cups. In a Toby Carvery. *weeps gently*
Pic: @CardiffTeaCup
Fish does not belong on a board.
Chips do not belong in a bucket.
Mushy peas certainly do not belong in a bloody latte glass.
Pic: @lenmce08
Plonked on a wooden board which is sat in a metal tray, wearing a samphire wig, with a lemony smile and a bucket of chips for company.
Pic: @Clifflirt
“Hi, can I order the apple crumble, please? Oh, and can you serve it in a vessel so small that it necessitates adding the custard in instalments? Thanks ever so much.”
Pic: @MarkL1nc5