Wooden boards lead to buffalo mozzarella juice leakage woe at Zizzi.
Try plates! They work!
Pic: @dicko09
Sausage and chips, served to a three-year-old at The Club House in Liverpool.
Pic: @faulky5
Dear @TGIFridaysUK,
This is not “Heaven on a plate.” It’s average fast-food on a slate and board with a fake fryer.
Yours,
Everyone.
Chips in a shopping basket – CHECK.
Fish on rocks – CHECK.
Plastic seaweed – CHECK.
Fake fish-market crate – CHECK.
Mini table – CHECK.
Pic: D Ryan
During #BritishSandwichWeek be vigilant of chefs putting small portions in shabby chic boxes.
Pic: @squeejay
CHEFS! Make miniature beef Wellingtons more expensive by serving them on a guillotine.
Pic: @followmartybear