If only someone would invent a round, ceramic vessel with…Read More
If only someone would invent a thing…
Wooden boards
Beer-can gravy Hipstergeddon
“Excuse me waiter, I didn’t order a beer.” “That’s gravy,…Read More
Tiny plate extension
When you ask for a plate instead of a board…Read More
“Any old iron? Any old iron?”
IRONING INSTRUCTIONS Cotton: iron on high heat Silk: iron on…Read More
Second prize is two James Martin kits
Happy Valentine’s Day…
Plumbing new depths
Increasingly-familiar ‘bacon washing-line’ idiocy, plumbing new depths with salvage from…Read More
Ice cream breaks for the border
When your dessert arrives on a plank while you’ve gone…Read More
Would someone think of the trees?
“Waiter, I’m sure the menu said three sausages.” “No, sir.…Read More
The bottom of the barrel
Food service can’t get any worse when you’re LITERALLY scraping…Read More