“Bread. In a log. In Lancashire. This is happening. We…Read More
Bread in a log
Sausages in a skull
Chefs: transform a plank of sausages into a more expensive…Read More
TGI Fridays don’t know what plates are
Dear @TGIFridaysUK, This is not “Heaven on a plate.” It’s…Read More
Lonely cracking on a log
A single piece of crackling on a lump of wood.…Read More
Lightbulb cocktails
No, no, no, this is not how we’re supposed to…Read More
National Fish And Chip Day
A plea to restaurants on National Fish And Chip Day.…Read More
Coffee could become really popular…
…if someone would just invent some sort of vessel for…Read More
You could eat your dinner off that floor
CHEFS! Stop food sliding onto tables by serving it on…Read More
Burger on weighing scales
The scales are so ridiculous you almost don’t notice the…Read More
When one can just won’t do
You want a can for your can of Coke?” “Erm……Read More