“What shall we serve bread on?” “How about something with…Read More
Bread on a steamer
Salad on a slab of marble
VACANCIES: Waiters wanted, must have arms like Hulk Hogan. Pic: @radleybalko
Spaghetti Bollocksnese
Spag bol in a glass at Folie Douce Valdi. Even…Read More
International Bacon Day
A simple request to all chefs on International Bacon Day:…Read More
A sheep died for this
Lamb chops and potatoes, in a glass, on a slate.…Read More
TGI Fridays don’t know what plates are
Dear @TGIFridaysUK, This is not “Heaven on a plate.” It’s…Read More
Cheese on half a skateboard
There’s nothing wrong with a wooden cheeseboard. Unless it’s a skateboard. Sawn…Read More
The Botanist has a hissy fit
After being blocked on Twitter by The Botanist in Newcastle,…Read More
Throw it in a tiny canal
“Here are your chips, sir. Bring the trolley back and…Read More
Bird poo or butter?
Butter served on a pebble, aka ‘ATTACK OF THE GIANT…Read More