Chicken in a basket. A basket which you know has…Read More
Modern chicken in a basket
Hors d’oeuvres on tin cans
Spinach hors d’oeuvres served on tin cans. Crushed, like the…Read More
Starters on glass blocks
Builder: “We’ve finished refurbishing the restaurant’s toilets for you.” Owner:…Read More
Cake in a frying pan
Cake and ice cream in a frying pan. A FRYING…Read More
Hipster emojis
‘Food not on plates’ and ‘jam jar cocktails’ feature in…Read More
Health and safety nightmare
The chicken lacks something, chef.” “Seasoning?” “No.” “Jus?” “No.” “Reproduction…Read More
“HA HA HA HA HA HA HA”
Lancashire hotpot. That loud noise you can hear is Yorkshire…Read More
Michelin-starred floor sweepings
CHEFS! Transform your floor sweepings into Michelin-starred floor sweepings by…Read More
Pub bans man after chip bucket row
Crown & Badger owner says he has given a patron a…Read More
Half a pint of corn on the cob
When you’re recovering from the shock of chips in a…Read More