Beep Beep Beep Beep

Mini shopping trolley

“I’ll have the asparagus tempura, please.”

*BEEP*

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“What’s that noise?”

*BEEP*

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“Oh, that’s the mini forklift truck preparing your mini pallet and mini shopping trolley.”

*BEEP*

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Pic: @ClemMurphy

Smoking!

coal shoe

[waiter emerges from kitchen amid a cloud of smoke, flames licking his heels, tips of his waxed moustache on fire]

“Your dessert, sir.”

Pic: @ThomasI82

Next stop, landfill

prawn lollipops

“Our environmentally-friendly tempura is made with sustainable seafood and vegetables, harvested in ways that consider the long-term well-being of our precious land and oceans.”

“Wonderful! How’s it served?”

“On a large polystyrene block.”

Pic: @HynesLin