Got a creamy head on it, at least. Pic: @helenzaltzman
Half a pint of trifle
Leaving a bad taste in the mouth
This? Oh, it’s just an orthodontic mould of the restaurant-owner’s…Read More
See what they did there?
Pic: @FTomaschiwskyj
Picnic table pandemic
So, a mini picnic table has made an appearance on…Read More
Tiny plate extension
When you ask for a plate instead of a board…Read More
Shot glass traffic light spring rolls
“Our chef calls this Shot Glass Traffic Light Spring Rolls.”…Read More
Now they’re deconstructing coffee
“White coffee, please.” “Certainly. Would you like an extra shot…Read More
The Botanist has a hissy fit
After being blocked on Twitter by The Botanist in Newcastle,…Read More
Fake grass asparagus trick
Chopping board too big? Just chuck some butcher’s-window grass on…Read More
The definition of rubbish chips
“How was your meal?” “The chips were rubbish.” Pic: @willdicki