We don’t have a clue what this offering from Madrid…Read More
Some goop on a tile
Now they’re giving you weapons
Perfect for launching back to the kitchen. Pic. @ChenChatter
Shopping trolley crisps
On a positive note, at least there isn’t salsa in…Read More
Prosecco in a welly
“Glass of Prosecco?” “Thanks, but I’m driving.” “You walked here!”…Read More
Starter on a brick
“Here’s your starter on a house brick, Sir.” *scrapes starter…Read More
Leaving a bad taste in the mouth
This? Oh, it’s just an orthodontic mould of the restaurant-owner’s…Read More
Candyfloss on a horse’s head
That moment when everyone else gets plates and your dessert…Read More
International Bacon Day
A simple request to all chefs on International Bacon Day:…Read More
Fish on a huge rock
The waiting staff LOVE these. Pic: @PaulLomax
We beg to differ
