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Greg Wallace’s garden trowel

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greg wallace's garden trowel

Dessert at Greg Wallace’s restaurant at the Ideal Home Exhibition.

That’s not a buttery biscuit base. IT’S A BLOODY TROWEL.

Pic: @elliepitkin

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We Want Plates is the global crusade against serving food on bits of wood and roof slates, chips in mugs and drinks in jam jars. It has over one million followers across Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and Reddit.

Created by Ross McGinnes.

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