“All burgers are served on wooden boards so please request…Read More
Oh how very generous
Main courses
The Hipster Holy Trinity
Shopping trolley – CHECK Chopping board – CHECK Mess tin…Read More
You could eat your dinner off that floor
CHEFS! Stop food sliding onto tables by serving it on…Read More
Obligatory mini desk lamp
Log – check Axe – check Obligatory mini desk lamp…Read More
Beer-can gravy Hipstergeddon
“Excuse me waiter, I didn’t order a beer.” “That’s gravy,…Read More
Train driver’s breakfast on a shovel
“Ahhh, but this one is OK because steam train drivers…Read More
“HA HA HA HA HA HA HA”
Lancashire hotpot. That loud noise you can hear is Yorkshire…Read More
Would someone think of the trees?
“Waiter, I’m sure the menu said three sausages.” “No, sir.…Read More
Small victories are better than none
Taken at a Flaming Grill, where they serve food on…Read More
Macaroni cauldron, ketchup syringe
Macaroni Cauldron and Ketchup Syringe: two obscure indie bands for…Read More