Prosecco in a welly


“Glass of Prosecco?”

“Thanks, but I’m driving.”

“You walked here!”

“I’m allergic.”

“You love Prosecco.”

*runs away*


Not emptied the dishwasher?

coke in a measuring jug

Coke served in a measuring jug at The Works Gourmet Burger. This is only acceptable if you’re in a houseful of students who can’t be arsed washing up.


Jam-jar juice and trolley of chips

shopping trolley of chips

Two crimes for the price of one: jam-jar juice and trolley chips. You get a tiny £1 coin back when the trolley is returned.

Pic: @WhelanLWH