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Perspex paddles and slate
“I’m jazzing up the waffles.” “How chef?” “Perspex paddles.” “Nice!”…Read More
Michelin-starred floor sweepings
CHEFS! Transform your floor sweepings into Michelin-starred floor sweepings by…Read More
Breakfast in a surgical tray
Breakfast in a surgical tray. Beans in a glass. Bread…Read More
Fish on a stick in a rock on a mirror
“Today’s specials include fish on a stick in a rock…Read More
Silly sausage
Sausages and onions. In cups. In a Toby Carvery. *weeps…Read More
When one tray just won’t do
CHEFS! Charge more for poor breakfast baps by serving them…Read More
Boiled egg plumbing new depths
“Would you like your egg boiled, poached or scrambled?” “Boiled…Read More
We call this ‘Lazy Bastard Sardines’
When the chef’s late for work and nobody’s emptied the…Read More
TGI Fridays don’t know what plates are
Dear @TGIFridaysUK, This is not “Heaven on a plate.” It’s…Read More