Amuse-bouche on a cactus

Amuse-bouche on a cactus

“Your amuse-bouche. Sign here.”

“Is that a real cactus that’s it’s served on?”

“It is a real cactus. Sign here.”

“On a real cactus.”

“Sign the disclaimer form, sir.”

Pic: Tom Staroscinski

Oh how very generous

Burgers on boards

“All burgers are served on wooden boards so please request a plate if you would prefer one.”

If all burgers were served on plates, how many people would request a wooden board?

WE’LL GIVE YOU A CLUE: NONE.

Pic: @JerryDLeigh

Beep Beep Beep Beep

Mini shopping trolley

“I’ll have the asparagus tempura, please.”

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

“What’s that noise?”

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

“Oh, that’s the mini forklift truck preparing your mini pallet and mini shopping trolley.”

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

Pic: @ClemMurphy

Barbie Meat Dress

lady gaga meat dress

“Your beef, Sir.”

“Erm… is this a traditional serving method particular to the region?”

“No. Our chef just really likes Lady Gaga.”

Pic: Ged Richter

Hipster Vegemite on toast

Vegemite on toast

What you order: gourmet Vegemite on toast.

What you get: a chopping board, cold toast, a leaf stuck on some butter and a reminder to take your dog to the vet.

Pic: Huon Oliver

Next stop, landfill

prawn lollipops

“Our environmentally-friendly tempura is made with sustainable seafood and vegetables, harvested in ways that consider the long-term well-being of our precious land and oceans.”

“Wonderful! How’s it served?”

“On a large polystyrene block.”

Pic: @HynesLin