“How was your meal?”
“The chips were rubbish.”
Pic: @willdicki
The definition of rubbish chips
RSI from an RSJ
VACANCY
Waiter required to carry burgers on Rolled Steel Joists.
£8 per hour.
No sick leave for back problems.
Pic: Jon Russell
Beer-can gravy Hipstergeddon
“Excuse me waiter, I didn’t order a beer.”
“That’s gravy, sir.”
“It’s what?”
“Gravy.”
“In a can?”
“Yes.”
[looks round]
“Gravy?”
Pic: @Eamonn_Forde
Behold the Lego breadbasket
“Would you like some bread while you wait?”
*bread arrives*
“I’M FORTY-EIGHT YEARS OLD.”
Pic: @megoizzy
Soup served in a stiletto
“What’s the soup of the day?
“Cream of wild mushroom, with a hint of insole and corn plaster.”
Pic: @simonraess
Meat on a clipboard
Goldfish in a liquidiser
“Here’s your prawn lollipop. Feel free to feed the fish but please don’t turn the liquidiser on.”
Pic: @johnnyhc
The Hipster Holy Trinity
All the waiters are off with bad backs
Amuse-bouche on a cactus
“Your amuse-bouche. Sign here.”
“Is that a real cactus that’s it’s served on?”
“It is a real cactus. Sign here.”
“On a real cactus.”
“Sign the disclaimer form, sir.”
Pic: Tom Staroscinski