“Bring out the gimp”

gimp hand

“Our kitchen gimp made the truffles. He likes to serve them himself.”

“Oh! Have you worked here long?”

“MMFF MMMMMFF MMFF.”

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The definition of viscosity

mushy peas

viscosity

/vɪˈskɒsɪti/

noun

The state of being thick, sticky, and semi-fluid in consistency, due to internal friction.

Example: “Mushy peas are too viscous to be poured from a gravy boat.”

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