“Our kitchen gimp made the truffles. He likes to serve them himself.”
“Oh! Have you worked here long?”
“MMFF MMMMMFF MMFF.”
Pic: @ailsajwilliams
“Bring out the gimp”
The definition of viscosity
viscosity
/vɪˈskɒsɪti/
noun
The state of being thick, sticky, and semi-fluid in consistency, due to internal friction.
Example: “Mushy peas are too viscous to be poured from a gravy boat.”
Pic: @Titley4
Behold the Lego breadbasket
“Would you like some bread while you wait?”
*bread arrives*
“I’M FORTY-EIGHT YEARS OLD.”
Pic: @megoizzy
The Hipster Holy Trinity
The definition of rubbish chips
So near, yet so far
Pic: @vinke_rob
Pickles inside a Russian doll
All the waiters are off with bad backs
Soup served in a stiletto
“What’s the soup of the day?
“Cream of wild mushroom, with a hint of insole and corn plaster.”
Pic: @simonraess
Meat on a clipboard
