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Blimey, they don’t give you much room to play with…Read More
“Can we have the cheeseboard for dessert, please?” “Ah. You…Read More
On #NationalToastDay please just put it on a plate. Not…Read More
If they removed the lump of stone, that brain would…Read More
This is from Brussels. Makes leaving the EU seem a…Read More
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Just when you thought Jenga chips couldn’t be more irritating,…Read More