Blimey, they don’t give you much room to play with…Read More
Sticky toffee pudding woe
The cheese cupboard
“Can we have the cheeseboard for dessert, please?” “Ah. You…Read More
A plea on National Toast Day
On #NationalToastDay please just put it on a plate. Not…Read More
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If they removed the lump of stone, that brain would…Read More
Brexit has merits after all
This is from Brussels. Makes leaving the EU seem a…Read More
Oh how very generous
“All burgers are served on wooden boards so please request…Read More
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“Here’s your prawn lollipop. Feel free to feed the fish…Read More
A table for tree
“Hi. We’ve booked a table for three.” “Tree?” “No, three.”…Read More
Fell off the back of a lorry
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Just when you thought Jenga chips couldn’t be more irritating,…Read More