If they removed the lump of stone, that brain would…Read More
Woodcock brain on a rock
Food on rocks
All the waiters are off with bad backs
Tostada on a marble arch at Kuuk Restaurant. Style 1 Content…Read More
Lamb on a rock
“How would you like your lamb?” “On a rock with…Read More
Michelin-starred floor sweepings
CHEFS! Transform your floor sweepings into Michelin-starred floor sweepings by…Read More
Germ-riddled crevices, yum yum
Chorizo and crackers in a rock, for diners who love…Read More
A Greek tragedy
Fiddly starter on a lava rock in Santorini, should you…Read More
A load of pretentious scollops
Served at a seaside restaurant. On a positive note, it’s…Read More
Raspberries on a rock
“Here’s your bill, Madam. It’s underneath the lump of rock…Read More
Fish on a huge rock
The waiting staff LOVE these. Pic: @PaulLomax
Starter on a brick
“Here’s your starter on a house brick, Sir.” *scrapes starter…Read More