Slates

Newton’s cradle dessert

newtons cradle dessert

Marshmallow: 12p. Fruit: 15p. Newton’s cradle with weird kebab things: 90p.

MENU PRICE: EIGHT POUNDS.

Pic: @john_shepherd

More cream-on-slate madness

cream pouring

DISCLAIMER:  does not endorse heavy-handed, point-proving cream-pouring on slates.

(Though we do endorse chefs who think serving cream on slate is a good idea having to clean the tables themselves).

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TGI Fridays don’t know what plates are

TGI Fridays

Dear ,

This is not “Heaven on a plate.” It’s average fast-food on a slate and board with a fake fryer.

Yours,

Everyone.

Peppercorn sauce catastrophe

sauce

Insubstantial slate guttering plus watery peppercorn sauce minus napkin dam equals catastrophe.

Pic: Chris Collins

Camembert catastrophe

cheese

Nuts were deployed as an emergency cheese dam during this slate-based baked Camembert catastrophe at 47 Mussel Row in Littlehampton.

Pic: @nick_thompson

DIY burger

“I’m sorry our chef hasn’t assembled your pulled pork burger, he’s very busy buying little metal buckets, roof slates and weird-shaped boards online.”
Pic: @Cuff76

National Ice Cream Day

On National Ice Cream Day, remember:
– Eat fast, eat smart.

– Use napkins to build a dam.

– Angle spoon to minimise scraping.

– Or just SEND IT BACK.
Pic: @dicko09

Tiny Tabasco bottle on a slate

tiny tabasco

They clearly don’t trust adults with normal-sized bottles of Tabasco sauce.

And we won’t even ask about the chilli bun.

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