
Shopping trolley – CHECK
Chopping board – CHECK
Mess tin – CHECK
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Hi @BillsRestaurant. Thanks for the ingredients to make soup in a pan. Is there a DIY discount?
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“Here’s your fish and chips. Enjoy.”
*cuts fish, pan rotates, handle knocks drink over*
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Chefs: in future just bring us camping stoves, knock a few quid off and we’ll heat it up ourselves. Deal?
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This, according to No.1 Lounge at Garwick Airport, is beans on toast.
A difficult concept to grasp, despite the clue being in the name.
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Packet of pork scratchings: 86p
Salad: 5p
Sauce: 3p
Paper: 1p
Hipster Pan Tax: £5.24
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“Chef, I have to say that looks awful.”
“Hmm… how about we shove a sprig of rosemary in it?”
“YOU’RE A GENIUS!”
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