Macaroni Cauldron and Ketchup Syringe: two obscure indie bands for the price of one.
Pic: @GraysonThe
Macaroni cauldron, ketchup syringe
Duvet think we’re idiots?
“…and for dessert we have apple pie, cheesecake or the chef’s ‘Shit The Bed’ special.”
Pic: @BlueHeronFarmTX
Leaving a bad taste in the mouth
This? Oh, it’s just an orthodontic mould of the restaurant-owner’s mouth from Barcelona.
Pic: @chris_mandle
Perspex paddles and slate
“I’m jazzing up the waffles.”
“How chef?”
“Perspex paddles.”
“Nice!”
“Slates.”
“Great!”
*unzips fly*
Pic: Marie L
Chip-dam to the rescue
Excellent chip-dam work by @CrosbyTRobot to prevent a potential slate/sauce/trouser disaster.
Brexit has merits after all
Nonsense on a box of grass
Large slice of tree 
Butcher’s-window grass
Upside-down drawer tidy
Pic: Dawn Staples
The one-eyed taco Chihuahua
If ever a tweet was going to split the jury, it’s this.
Pic: Vicky Weddell
Howzat? Bloody awful!
A hollowed-out cricket bat, handy for dispatching the food straight back to the kitchen.
Pic: @SarahASculpher
Salad on a slab of marble
