The end of the world is nigh.
Pic: @wyahaw
The end of the world is nigh.
Pic: @wyahaw
“Chef, we’re struggling to find stuff to put in the holes in these art palettes.”
“Did table 12 leave any of their pasta?”
“YES CHEF!”
Pic: @nykkieb
“I’m sorry our chef hasn’t assembled your pulled pork burger, he’s very busy buying little metal buckets, roof slates and weird-shaped boards online.”
Pic: @Cuff76
Serving food on broken plates is just taking the piss. Really.
Pic: @BarryShawkins
“Can we have the cheeseboard for dessert, please?”
“Ah. You mean the cheese cupboard.”
“No, the cheeseboard.”
“CHEESE CUPBOARD.”
Pic: Laura Geary
Packet of pork scratchings: 86p
Salad: 5p
Sauce: 3p
Paper: 1p
Hipster Pan Tax: £5.24
Pic: @adwoolliscroft
So, a mini picnic table has made an appearance on the Great British Menu. Another one to throw on the fire with this lot.
All taken at The Star Inn at Harome. Which is in Yorkshire, if you hadn’t guessed.