Sausages.
In a tree.
A tree of sausages.
THEY SERVED A TREE OF SAUSAGES.
Pic: @9inelives
Sausage tree klaxon
It wasn’t even cooked in that, you idiots
“Here’s your fish and chips. Enjoy.”
*cuts fish, pan rotates, handle knocks drink over*
Pic: @stevepullan
Breakfast in a surgical tray
Breakfast in a surgical tray.
Beans in a glass.
Bread on a bumpaddle.
Chef in a headlock.
Pic: @ThatDamnYank
Health and safety nightmare
The chicken lacks something, chef.”
“Seasoning?”
“No.”
“Jus?”
“No.”
“Reproduction medieval sword?”
Pic: M Graham
TGI Fridays, you lazy swines
[TGI Fridays board meeting]
“We need a new dish nobody’s done before. Something new. Something radical.
“Did you see the Pulled Pork Sundae on Twitter?”
“Yeah! Let’s do that. Right, off to the pub?”
Half a pint of corn on the cob
When you’re recovering from the shock of chips in a glass and your corn on the cob arrives.
Pic: @thechocbakery
Fish on a stick in a rock on a mirror
“Today’s specials include fish on a stick in a rock on a mirror.”
“Literally?”
“Literally.”
Pic: @Sinead_aka_Nade
Wheelie bin sauce
Chips in a shopping trolley and a mini wheelie bin for sauce. Mop and Shawshank Redemption tin bowl just out of shot.
Pic: @privacypeeks
Coleslaw in a shopping trolley
A plea on National Toast Day
On #NationalToastDay please just put it on a plate. Not in a tin bath, a little pan, a mini fryer or a log. Thanks.