Best of luck keeping those peas on your novelty bum-paddle.
Pic: @jonesygirl79
Heart-shaped bum-paddle
Half a pint of black pudding
Half a pint of vegetarian black pudding on a plank. Three crimes for the price of one.
Pic: @mintymat
Dinner with The Flintstones
Pâté on a shoulder bone. Very, very wrong, unless you’re round at Flintstones’ gaff.
Pic: @TomAllen1000
Prosecco in a welly
“Glass of Prosecco?”
“Thanks, but I’m driving.”
“You walked here!”
“I’m allergic.”
“You love Prosecco.”
*runs away*
Pic: @kittyroeactress
Sticky table inevitability
Chefs who serve pancakes and syrup on a board with no gutter have clearly never waited tables.
Pic: @gavroche2000
Chips in a tree
“Can we have some chips and dips to start, please?”
“Of course. I’ll get the chainsaw.”
Pic: @RachaelHasIdeas
Greeks rue plate-smashing
Centuries of plate-smashing catches up with Greece as crockery shortage leads to tzatziki/board woe.
Pic: @kewgreen
“White, one sugar, no salad”
Remember the wheelie bin code
Steak in a bird bath
“I’ll have the steak, please.”
“And how would you like your steak?”
“On a concrete birdbath.”
SAID NO ONE. EVER.
Pic: @neilwillley