Nuts were deployed as an emergency cheese dam during this slate-based baked Camembert catastrophe at 47 Mussel Row in Littlehampton.
Pic: @nick_thompson
Camembert catastrophe
Barking mad
“Remember the time we had dinner served on pieces of bark? Wasn’t it AMAZING?”
“No.”
Pic: @aboynamedgootoo
Yorkshire salad on a slate
Greg Wallace’s garden trowel
Dessert at Greg Wallace’s restaurant at the Ideal Home Exhibition.
That’s not a buttery biscuit base. IT’S A BLOODY TROWEL.
Pic: @elliepitkin
Fish on a tree stump
Upside-down umbrella
Artist’s palette wrap
“Chef, we’re struggling to find stuff to put in the holes in these art palettes.”
“Did table 12 leave any of their pasta?”
“YES CHEF!”
Pic: @nykkieb
DIY burger
“I’m sorry our chef hasn’t assembled your pulled pork burger, he’s very busy buying little metal buckets, roof slates and weird-shaped boards online.”
Pic: @Cuff76
Are we being trolled?
The cheese cupboard
“Can we have the cheeseboard for dessert, please?”
“Ah. You mean the cheese cupboard.”
“No, the cheeseboard.”
“CHEESE CUPBOARD.”
Pic: Laura Geary