Dessert thrown on the table

TOP TIP: Avoid washing up by simply covering the table with plastic and throwing dessert on it.

Pop art dessert horror

Dessert served in an old soup tin on a picture frame.

Andy Warhol said: “Art is what you can get away with”. Same applies for cooking, it seems.

A single piece of crackling on a lump of wood. Sure, why not.

“There’s been a murder!” Dessert on a roof tile and in a mini saucepan.

We’ve stared at this ‘prison breakfast’ for ten minutes and can still only identify two things.

We don’t have a clue what this offering from Madrid is. Best of luck to the guy in trying to keep it all on there during the eating process, though.

Arty Chimichanga on a slate. *shudders*

“Bread. In a log. In Lancashire. This is happening. We have to do something ”

Baked Camembert served on a giant mousetrap. Some people will like this.

“Fetch the longest plank of wood you can find, we’re taking arty food smears to a new level.”

“Yes chef!”