Yeah.
Read more as @illicit_empress visits Japan’s Alcatraz.
Dessert on a sanitary towel
Cheesecake, apparently
Pic: @Sharpo001
Ice cream breaks for the border
When your dessert arrives on a plank while you’ve gone to the toilet and the ice cream makes a break for freedom.
Pic: @joe_petch
Would someone think of the trees?
“Waiter, I’m sure the menu said three sausages.”
“No, sir. It says tree sausages.”
Pic: @NeilShelley HT @roastbeef69
Scotch egg in a trophy
It may be the “World’s Best Scotch Egg”, but it’s also the world’s trickiest to eat.
Pic: @JasonHazeley
Small victories are better than none
Taken at a Flaming Grill, where they serve food on bin lids.
Pic: Dawn Butler
Jam jar of coffee on a book
“How would you like your iced coffee?”
“Deconstructed, in a jam jar, and served on a child’s book, please.”
Pic: Lyn Nguyen
“Chippy on the way home?”
“Chippy on the way home?”
“Yep.”
Pic: Mireille Aylwin
When fruit in a bowl just won’t do
“Chef, we can’t keep charging people so much for some bits of fruit in a bowl.”
“FETCH THE MUG TREE AND A DRILL.”
Pic: Aunty Marianne
Life Of Pi, of course
Pic: Jayne Brown