Scratched chopping board ✅
Inexplicable Mess Tin ✅
Manky enamel mug ✅
Weird sausage hanger ✅
I repeat: WEIRD SAUSAGE HANGER.
Pic: @SixFeetTen
Scratched chopping board ✅
Inexplicable Mess Tin ✅
Manky enamel mug ✅
Weird sausage hanger ✅
I repeat: WEIRD SAUSAGE HANGER.
Pic: @SixFeetTen
This miserable arrangement is what passes for a cooked breakfast nowadays: the sausage, mushrooms, beans and poached egg are just shoved in the tin can. A BARGAIN AT EIGHT QUID.
Pic: @paulhome_
A cheesecake crime so bad you almost don’t notice the slate.
Pic: @BlondeCassie
Just needs some catnip and a toy mouse.
Pic: @LDN_Paddington
Salad, served in a tin dish which you have to open yourself, then eat with tweezers.
BON APPETIT.
Pic: @ReelQuinn
“Sorry Madam, the chef can’t be arsed to plate up your salad so here’s a pot of dirt and some secateurs.”
Pic: @LJ_Skipper
Ladies and gentlemen, we give you a mixed grill… ON A SHOVEL.
Pic: @RobFreeman