“What can I get you, Mr Bond?”
“Martini. Shaken, not stirred. With loads of mash and spring onions.”
Pic: @nar_Nia
“What can I get you, Mr Bond?”
Food in mugs
The march of the chiptanks
Remember the pints of sweaty chips?
“They’ll never catch on,” we said.
CHIPTANKS ARE HERE.
HT: @TheRamblingElf
Coach bolt and camping mug
If only someone would invent some kind of skewer device for eating corn on the cob…
Pic: @isobelblaikie
Risotto in a mug
TGI Fridays, you lazy swines
[TGI Fridays board meeting]
“We need a new dish nobody’s done before. Something new. Something radical.
“Did you see the Pulled Pork Sundae on Twitter?”
“Yeah! Let’s do that. Right, off to the pub?”
Half a pint of corn on the cob
When you’re recovering from the shock of chips in a glass and your corn on the cob arrives.
Pic: @thechocbakery
Shepherd’s Pie in a glass
You can’t go wrong with a classic Shepherd’s Pie. Unless you’re the Old George Inn, South Cerney.
Pic: @headcovers
Tapas in a teacup
Happy International Tea Day
Make yourself a brew, if you can find a teacup without a tiny, overpriced dessert in it.
What’s the collective noun for chips in mugs?
An inadequacy? A cupple? A gargle?
Chips in a pint glass
The real reason dessert is in a boot
“Dessert in a glass boot, chef?”
“It looks great!”
“Really?”
“And it tastes better.”
“Err… are you sure about that?
“OK, we can charge more.”
Starter in half a tree
“The starter lacks something, chef.”
“Seasoning?”
“No.”
“Garnish?”
“No.”
“Huge log?”
“Bingo!”
Pic: @amontonacosas
A plank of Bloody Mary meatballs
Do you like meatballs? Do you like Bloody Marys? The Old George in Bethnal Green serves both. At the same time. On a plank.
Pic: @butters_one
Half a pint of black pudding
Half a pint of vegetarian black pudding on a plank. Three crimes for the price of one.
Pic: @mintymat
“White, one sugar, no salad”
International Bacon Day
A simple request to all chefs on International Bacon Day:
STOP MESSING WITH BACON.
A sheep died for this
Lamb chops and potatoes, in a glass, on a slate.
Pic: @ellabellalisa
Sundae Bloody Sundae
Pulled pork, bacon, beans and mash in a sundae glass at The Common Room in Sheffield.
Pic: @is_it_dom
Spaghetti Bollocksnese
Spag bol in a glass at Folie Douce Valdi. Even mixing it prior to serving was just *too* much trouble.
Pic: @benhowell123
Mac and cheese mugs
Half a pint of sausages
“I’ll have a plate of sausages please.”
“Sorry mate, we only serve pints or halves.”
Pic: @ramblinghobo
You CAN have too many chips
A mug of doughnuts
Half a pint of trifle
“You’ve never had a cup of beans?”
Pudding in a half-pint glass
