Plumbing new depths

Because why wouldn’t you want onion rings hanging on salvage from the restaurant’s bathroom refit?

See what they did there?

You want a can for your can of Coke?”

“Erm… it’s already in a can.”

“This can is rustic.”

Somewhere there’s a cafe serving Earl Grey in little terracotta dishes.

Make yourself a brew, if you can find a teacup without a tiny, overpriced dessert in it.

Just when you thought Jenga chips couldn’t be more irritating, they get served on a coaster.

There’s nothing wrong with a wooden cheeseboard. Unless it’s a skateboard. Sawn in half.

Mini Serving Watering Can and Dustbin: ideal Xmas presents for the unhinged chef in your life.

Breakfast in a sink. With some flags. And a firework. Happy Thanksgiving!

Dubai’s Belgian Beer Cafe makes small portions look huge by serving them on tiny tables. The snides.