Scampi in a shopping basket = ketchup on table and trousers.
Pic: @katheaton
Mini shopping basket disaster
Raspberries on a rock
“Here’s your bill, Madam. It’s underneath the lump of rock with two raspberries perched on top.”
Pic: @ruthreed01
Goldfish under a prawn cocktail
File under WTF.
We regularly get tweeted pics of prawn cocktails in glasses. Most people think this is fine. This one, however, is not…
Pic: @millyandpip
Mac and cheese mugs
Silly sausage
Mushy peas in a latte glass
Fish does not belong on a board.
Chips do not belong in a bucket.
Mushy peas certainly do not belong in a bloody latte glass.
Pic: @lenmce08
You call this dignity in death?
Plonked on a wooden board which is sat in a metal tray, wearing a samphire wig, with a lemony smile and a bucket of chips for company.
Pic: @Clifflirt
Crumble in cup = custard woe
“Hi, can I order the apple crumble, please? Oh, and can you serve it in a vessel so small that it necessitates adding the custard in instalments? Thanks ever so much.”
Pic: @MarkL1nc5
Starters on glass blocks
Builder: “We’ve finished refurbishing the restaurant’s toilets for you.”
Owner: “Marvellous. By the way, those glass blocks in the skip – can you take them out? I think we can use them…”
Pic: @deanmorriscards
BBQ WTF?
Wooden board ✅
Mini fryer ✅
Purely ornamental mini BBQ meat display weirdness ✅
Pic: @GreenNGoldMatt