Good luck putting those in the dishwasher.
Pic: @SamF2904
Fiddly little starters on skulls
Half a pint of sausages
“I’ll have a plate of sausages please.”
“Sorry mate, we only serve pints or halves.”
Pic: @ramblinghobo
Not emptied the dishwasher?
Coke served in a measuring jug at The Works Gourmet Burger. This is only acceptable if you’re in a houseful of students who can’t be arsed washing up.
Pic: @RobertOrdever
Salsa donkey and nachos cart
When we posted this on Twitter last night, we completely misjudged the nation’s love for a plastic donkey with salsa caddies.
You can buy them online, but only for ironic purposes, obviously…
Pic: @NuniNunicorn
Cheesecake vs raspberries
Either the cheesecake has had an argument with the raspberries, or this is the worst episode of Robot Wars ever.
Pic: @wozziel
Gin in a Converse shoe
National Fish And Chip Day
A plea to restaurants on National Fish And Chip Day. Newspaper is perfect for a takeaway, but not a £15 meal. Please can we enjoy them on a plate – not in mini fryers, pans, woks or manky wooden boxes.
AND DON’T PUT MUSHY PEAS IN A LATTE GLASS.
Fish hooks in your dinner
Nightmares on wax
Skateboard cheeseboard
“New pub near me does a cheese board on a skateboard. And not a very impressive cheese board either!”
Pic: @Tannerlogue