Cake drawer buffoonery

Always keep your cake drawer fully stocked.

Pudding in a pan irritation

Chocolate pudding in a frying pan, on a board. Just to be doubly annoying.

This was taken at a nursing home’s garden party, so we’ll cut them some slack.

But still… WOW.

You thought mini shopping trolleys were just for chips? THINK AGAIN.

This? Ohhh… just some miniature beef Wellingtons on a roll of barbed wire.

COMES WITH FREE TETANUS SHOT.

Blimey, they don’t give you much room to play with in the frying pan, do they?

We don’t just want plates – we want PROPER GLASSES! Here’s some pics of your latest jam jar and mason jar misery from Twitter.

Freshly-squeezed orange juice was ordered. This arrived.

THE LAZY BUGGERS.

It’s not even a suitably-sized metal mug.

MADNESS.