Apple sauce in a wheelbarrow

The perfect snack for when you fancy pork scratchings covered in chilli, on a plank, with a mini wheelbarrow of apple sauce.

WHICH IS NEVER.

All-time condiment low

When you ask for mustard, you don’t expect this.

Two crimes for the price of one: jam-jar juice and trolley chips. You get a tiny £1 coin back when the trolley is returned.

Huge wooden board that’s never been in a dishwasher, mini wheelbarrow of ketchup and lettuce in a watering can.

LETTUCE ISN’T EVEN A LIQUID, FFS.

This is an actual serving thing from Yorkshire. *blinks in disbelief*

This is an actual thing in Las Vegas. What happens in Vegas, REALLY should stay in Vegas.

FOUL SERVICE!

Speaks volumes when we’d rather have our bread served in a flat cap.

“Using your Mum’s old wicker hamper? I don’t think so, The Refinery.”

“Here’s your starter on a house brick, Sir.”

*scrapes starter off brick, launches brick into kitchen*