[waiter emerges from kitchen amid a cloud of smoke, flames…Read More
Smoking!
Desserts
“Bring out the gimp”
“Our kitchen gimp made the truffles. He likes to serve…Read More
‘Smashed Martini’ nonsense
CHEFS! Turn brownies into expensive brownies by simply serving them…Read More
If only someone would invent a thing…
If only someone would invent a round, ceramic vessel with…Read More
Newton’s cradle dessert
Marshmallow: 12p. Fruit: 15p. Newton’s cradle with weird kebab things:…Read More
Salvaged skirting board
“Is the ice cream locally produced?” “No, but the jam…Read More
Dog-bowl dessert
A ‘sharing ice cream sundae’ at @Auntbibbyshull. Presumably shared by…Read More
Dessert in an ashtray
“Chef! We’ve run out of dessert bowls!” “Don’t panic, I…Read More
Dessert on a sanitary towel
Yeah. Read more as @illicit_empress visits Japan’s Alcatraz.
Cheesecake, apparently
Pic: @Sharpo001