Marshmallow: 12p. Fruit: 15p. Newton’s cradle with weird kebab things: 90p.
MENU PRICE: EIGHT POUNDS.
Pic: @john_shepherd
Newton’s cradle dessert
Slates
The forces of evil are gathering
Pic: @big_dshogroast
Cheesecake, apparently
Pic: @Sharpo001
“Chippy on the way home?”
“Chippy on the way home?”
“Yep.”
Pic: Mireille Aylwin
Perspex paddles and slate
“I’m jazzing up the waffles.”
“How chef?”
“Perspex paddles.”
“Nice!”
“Slates.”
“Great!”
*unzips fly*
Pic: Marie L
Chip-dam to the rescue
Excellent chip-dam work by @CrosbyTRobot to prevent a potential slate/sauce/trouser disaster.
More cream-on-slate madness
DISCLAIMER: @WeWantPlates does not endorse heavy-handed, point-proving cream-pouring on slates.
(Though we do endorse chefs who think serving cream on slate is a good idea having to clean the tables themselves).
Pics: @__akarach
TGI Fridays don’t know what plates are
Dear @TGIFridaysUK,
This is not “Heaven on a plate.” It’s average fast-food on a slate and board with a fake fryer.
Yours,
Everyone.
We call this ‘Lazy Bastard Sardines’
More deconstructed guff on a slate
Serving lemon meringue on a roof slate wasn’t annoying enough so they deconstructed it.
Pic: @110ElmfieldRoad
Jenga chips on a slate coaster
Just when you thought Jenga chips couldn’t be more irritating, they get served on a coaster.
Pic: @sam_foodandwine
Beware of ghost cutlery on Halloween!
“Wooooooooooooo!”
“Knock it off, chef.”
That’s not a pie, Harvey Nichols
Leftovers assembled on a bit of roof slate. Or as @HarveyNichols call it, lemon meringue pie.
Pic: @TeenageDream
Peppercorn sauce catastrophe
Insubstantial slate guttering plus watery peppercorn sauce minus napkin dam equals catastrophe.
Pic: Chris Collins
A sheep died for this
Lamb chops and potatoes, in a glass, on a slate.
Pic: @ellabellalisa
Camembert catastrophe
Nuts were deployed as an emergency cheese dam during this slate-based baked Camembert catastrophe at 47 Mussel Row in Littlehampton.
Pic: @nick_thompson
Yorkshire salad on a slate
DIY burger
“I’m sorry our chef hasn’t assembled your pulled pork burger, he’s very busy buying little metal buckets, roof slates and weird-shaped boards online.”
Pic: @Cuff76
Dirty protest
National Ice Cream Day
On National Ice Cream Day, remember:
– Eat fast, eat smart.
– Use napkins to build a dam.
– Angle spoon to minimise scraping.
– Or just SEND IT BACK.
Pic: @dicko09
Call a proctologist!
Cheesecake vs raspberries
Either the cheesecake has had an argument with the raspberries, or this is the worst episode of Robot Wars ever.
Pic: @wozziel
Orange juice laziness
“Go home Chef, you’re drunk.”
Pic: @simonr916
Tiny Tabasco bottle on a slate
They clearly don’t trust adults with normal-sized bottles of Tabasco sauce.
And we won’t even ask about the chilli bun.
Pic: @carlfhoward
They’re invading our homes
Just some of your latest pics from Twitter of shops selling gastropub guff. Mason jars, mini shopping trolleys, bumpaddles, slates…
My wife made lunch. Hilarious.
Nurse, my sides.
Crimes against cheesecake
Pink sperm on a slate
All-time condiment low
Impending vinegar disaster
Creme brûlée crime scene
Is the chef a nine-year-old?
