Come back bread in flat caps, all is forgiven.
Pic: @joojifruits
Bread-shoe contraption
Mozzarella bap disaster
Mozzarella baps = milky residue on plank. Mini fryer in rare role as chip saviour, only one casualty.
Pic: @dcopem
Nosebleed on a plank
Trifle or crime scene, you decide.
Pic: @coffeenone
International Bacon Day
A simple request to all chefs on International Bacon Day:
STOP MESSING WITH BACON.
A sheep died for this
Lamb chops and potatoes, in a glass, on a slate.
Pic: @ellabellalisa
Beans ‘on’ toast
This, according to No.1 Lounge at Garwick Airport, is beans on toast.
A difficult concept to grasp, despite the clue being in the name.
Pic: @HeatherP42
aka ‘Fish On A Plank’
Takes longer to read the menu than to eat the thing.
Pic: @RestGuide
The Botanist has a hissy fit
After being blocked on Twitter by The Botanist in Newcastle, we’d like to show them there’s no hard feelings via a montage of their chutney wheelbarrows.
(NB: Also used for ketchup, apple sauce and piccalilli. Includes 10% Hipster Tax).
Happy National Burger Day
*blank face*
Pic: @DaveyWound
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