Pieces of hairy pig in a pan

Packet of pork scratchings: 86p

Salad: 5p

Sauce: 3p

Paper: 1p

Hipster Pan Tax: £5.24
Pic: @adwoolliscroft

Picnic table pandemic

So, a mini picnic table has made an appearance on the Great British Menu. Another one to throw on the fire with this lot.

All taken at The Star Inn at Harome. Which is in Yorkshire, if you hadn’t guessed.

Peppercorn sauce on a slate. What did they think was going to happen?

Sausage, chips and… other stuff… at Varsity, Warwick.
Yes, that is a dog bowl.
Pic: @zoecarrington

“Chef, we’re out of bread baskets.”
“Don’t suppose you brought a handbag to work, did you?”
Pic: @83_baker

My Meat Wagon in Dublin have really pushed the boat named Idiocy out here.

– Chopping boards ✅

– Mini shopping trolleys ✅

– Mess tins ✅

– Inexplicable wooden spoons ✅

– Mash in a ramekin ✅

Nothing to see here. Just the usual, everyday rat-trap/toaster combo. Move along.

On National Ice Cream Day, remember:
– Eat fast, eat smart.

– Use napkins to build a dam.

– Angle spoon to minimise scraping.

– Or just SEND IT BACK.
Pic: @dicko09

Fiddly starter on a lava rock in Santorini, should you want to go on holiday elsewhere.
Pic: @lesleyrdunlop