Popcorn in a clog

“Can I interest you in some popcorn in a wooden clog? At Aquitaine in San Francisco.”

Soup in a stiletto

I’d unfollow now. It’s downhill from here.

Chicken in a basket. A basket which you know has been nowhere near a dishwasher, and never will.

ENJOY YOUR MEAL.

This is why we need to bring back the birch.

Pulled pork and coleslaw. In an ice cream cone. In a curly cone holder. On a wooden board.

*loads revolver*

Wimpy in Huddersfield have gone all trendy. This isn’t that there London.

The ice cream has already made a break for it.

Rice and spinach in tin cans with steamed veg on a log. Even the cauliflower looks embarrassed.

I’m going outside. I may be some time…

Nothing to soak the vinegar up under the food, straight onto the slate, then table.