“Your amuse-bouche. Sign here.” “Is that a real cactus that’s…Read More
Amuse-bouche on a cactus
Worst of We Want Plates
Barbie Meat Dress
“Your beef, Sir.” “Erm… is this a traditional serving method…Read More
‘TWANG!’
“Your tuna starter, sir.” [lunges at cube, catapults tuna into…Read More
Next stop, landfill
“Our environmentally-friendly tempura is made with sustainable seafood and vegetables, harvested…Read More
Behold the Lego breadbasket
“Would you like some bread while you wait?” *bread arrives*…Read More
All the waiters are off with bad backs
Tostada on a marble arch at Kuuk Restaurant. Style 1 Content…Read More
Soup served in a stiletto
“What’s the soup of the day? “Cream of wild mushroom,…Read More
Meat on a clipboard
No tasting menu is complete without some meat on a…Read More
Bread in a commode
“Table for two, please.” “Table for three? Certainly.” “No, there’s…Read More
RSI from an RSJ
VACANCY Waiter required to carry burgers on Rolled Steel Joists.…Read More